Pre-vacation precautions from MadDog

DEE & the BALTANS beware! Are your wires in danger of being exposed to the gnawing actions of rodents? Can rodents gnaw through your electrical wires? Exposed electrical wires can cause a major threat to your home and the safety of your community! Does this awareness of dangerous exposed wires due to the likely gnawing actions of large rat-like rodents cause you to overreact and thereby employ dangerous amounts of rodenticides?

You should remove all rodents from your environs without the use of rodenticides. Or, you should remove all electrical wires and all children that are in danger of being gnawed. You should seal your soffits! Plug up your vents! Find and eliminate rodent entrances around plumbing and other utility access points! Seal cracks in your foundation! Find crack in your seals! Trap and remove rats, seals, children, and other rodents!

Next, eliminate nests and potential nesting sites on the exterior grounds of your property! Then, eliminate peripheral areas outside your property. Eliminate your neighbors’ seals, rats, rodents, children, and cracks. Then mop up all additional access points. Be safe and don’t start forest fires!

Deliver protection to your self. Watch out for those large dinosaurs around Half Moon Bay! Send today for a chance to win a free $25 pest control coupon. Register with me for the chance to win a free $75 deduction coupon for rodent control. Are you aware of the dangers of termites?

Happy Vacations and be scared forever!

Mad Dog, Homeland Pest Control Agent
Box X, Roswell

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